It’s A Homo’s Devil Machine!

Here’s a good dose of Capitalistic propaganda justifying sweatshops

It’s renege you inbred, conservative, rednecks!

Anti Obama Sign Is Border Line Crazy, Kind Of Funny

This guy lives down the road from me; this is an actual residence and a real sign in his front yard. I’ve been meaning to take these pictures for about a week now, but I figured me standing in his front yard taking a picture would make me just as stupid as him having the sign up. However, this is just too much to pass up and the Internet needs this.
While I was there a lady pulled up in some sort of government marked car and ask if it was my property. I laughed and said no that I was just here to get Facebook pics so I could make fun of him. She laughed and said that “they” (whoever they are) received complaints that the sign blocked the right of way and gave him a 3 day notice to move the sign. Justice served.
I still think the sign is funny, but it kind of baffles me that someone would have the audacity to even put it up. Also, for the record, 1-800-OBAMANOMICS is a fake number.

Man breaks out windows at a Carl’s Jr, cops proceed to pump him full of lead

Overkill? Guy had it coming?

What is Wrong With SOPA

Dale and Kathy Peterson Have America’s Recipe For Success

I guess I’m out of the loop on backwoods southern politics, but apparently these two clowns are the right’s answer to everything. Warning: the two videos below are very much real, this is not the Onion, I had to ask twice and Google them to believe it myself…

Eye Quit! Creepy, Interactive Michele Bachmann

In honor of Michele Bachmann dropping out of the 2012 presidential race, Online Schools has put together this creepy, yet addictive, Michele Bachmann “Eye Quit” Interactive. It’s pretty fitting considering her bat shit craziness has always been luminated by her bat shit crazy eyes.

I only wish they would have made this a full body interactive; I’m sure this would have been even more fun exploring all of her body. (disclaimer: there is a ton of sound and creepy eye movement, I’m not totally a pervert.)

I hope you enjoy hearing all Michele has to say as you roll over her head area…

Via: Online Schools

How Was Bill Clinton Ever A Ladies Man?

How awesome is this picture of the 1990’s version of Tiger Woods?

On a side note, Al Gore looks like a total flamer.

Abortions, WTF?

For or against abortion, I don’t think anyone would agree this would be a good argument for either side. Or would they? Someone please tell me this is shopped.

Scumbag Americans

OMG THEY’RE CHARGING FOR FACEBOOK NOW! THIS IS SO WRONG AFTER GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE FOR SO LONG! THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!

Also, Bank of America will be charging me $5 a month to use my debit card, something that has been free all this time, but I’m okay with that…

Wake up!

This is how justice works in America

Not that it was okay, but guy just wanted 100 bucks…to survive. He should go to jail, but for 15 years? Meanwhile, corporate America robs us blind and gets a smack on the wrist.