The Principled* Pachyderm

The GOP and The Pill

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The GOP Translator

The Lack of Competition

Mitt Romney Is In His Own Tax Bracket

It amazes me to hear Mitt Romney say that it’s unfair that 47% of Americans are not paying taxes or that people have a sense of entitlement from the government when he is raping the system for all he can. This infographic is just an alarming visual of his crookedness.

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Dale and Kathy Peterson Have America’s Recipe For Success

I guess I’m out of the loop on backwoods southern politics, but apparently these two clowns are the right’s answer to everything. Warning: the two videos below are very much real, this is not the Onion, I had to ask twice and Google them to believe it myself…

This Time I Completely Agree With Pepper-Spray Cop

This is exactly what the GOP field needs.

Republican Jesus, Just In Time For 2012

With all the turmoil in the GOP, this just may be the candidate they’ve been praying for…

The Ethereal Mitt Romney Is Possessing The GOP Field

Mike Tyson Does Herman Cain, Bat Shit Crazy Comes Easy

When Funny or Die needed to cast a crazy black man to play GOP presidential hopeful Herman Cain, why look any further than Mike Tyson? Cain. It was a perfect fit, Tyson even said it himself; the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate blacks! CAIN! I, for one, am excited for our new Pizza Pthursday! CAIN! CAIN! CAIN! CAIN!

Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson

Rick Perry is..huh, he is like...huh, ...dumb

This video if from the most recent Republican presidential debate. Rick Perry was asked if he knew all three agencies of the government and the stumbling began. I love it at 0:21 when he simply looked at Herman Cain and said “oops”. Well done Rick, well done.

Herman Cain: 'If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself'

GOP Presidential hopeful (and mildly disillusioned) Herman Cain recently remarked on the the Occupy Wall Street movement with a simple message: ’Don’t blame Wall Street, don’t blame the big banks, if you don’t have a job and you’re not rich, blame yourself. It is not someone’s fault if they succeeded’. Cain went on to say that the whole movement is being “planned and orchestrated to distract from the failed policy’s of the Obama administration”…really? He finally hit the nail on the head when he said that OWS comes across as anti-capitalism. Mr. Cain, that is exactly what OWS is; capitalism is a pipe-dream that American corporations and elitist politicians like yourself have ruined.