Four things the government should know, but doesn’t

Scumbag Congress: Pizza A Vegetable, Weed Still Illegal

Why is congress even bothering telling us what our food is. Don’t they have bigger fish to fry? Yes, the pun was intended.

Okay, they didn’t actually declare pizza a vegetable, but they still took the time to revise an agriculture appropriations bill that declared certain amounts of tomato paste would go towards a serving of vegetables.

And, marijuana is still illegal…