It Didn't Take Much To Derail The Cain Train

I, for one, am glad he cracked so easy under pressure. It’s better he quit now than once he took office (assuming that the miracle that he won actually happened).

Mike Tyson Does Herman Cain, Bat Shit Crazy Comes Easy

When Funny or Die needed to cast a crazy black man to play GOP presidential hopeful Herman Cain, why look any further than Mike Tyson? Cain. It was a perfect fit, Tyson even said it himself; the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate blacks! CAIN! I, for one, am excited for our new Pizza Pthursday! CAIN! CAIN! CAIN! CAIN!

Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson

Herman Cain: 'If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself'

GOP Presidential hopeful (and mildly disillusioned) Herman Cain recently remarked on the the Occupy Wall Street movement with a simple message: ’Don’t blame Wall Street, don’t blame the big banks, if you don’t have a job and you’re not rich, blame yourself. It is not someone’s fault if they succeeded’. Cain went on to say that the whole movement is being “planned and orchestrated to distract from the failed policy’s of the Obama administration”…really? He finally hit the nail on the head when he said that OWS comes across as anti-capitalism. Mr. Cain, that is exactly what OWS is; capitalism is a pipe-dream that American corporations and elitist politicians like yourself have ruined.